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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton  (via pomeray)
47 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 522,364 notes

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

48 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 41,985 notes
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radwhitekid:

NEVVVERRR TRUST MEN THEY CAN GO FROM THIS!!!!

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TO THIS!!!!!!!

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IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

49 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 1,854 notes

What if Frozen had been 2D?

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babygoatsandfriends:

babygoatsandfriends:

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lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

53 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 9,764 notes

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

54 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 465,513 notes

assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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57 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 131,713 notes

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

1 hour ago on August 1st | J | 19,537 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, Charmin. [@charmin]

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, Charmin. [@charmin]

1 hour ago on August 1st | J | 4,019 notes

basedbugg:

chardonnaymami:

nash-grier:

Wow the judgement these days. Everyone is their own person. Just let them be and mind your own business.

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ur right judgement these days is the worst :(((((((((((

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omg i wonder why ppl r so mean to u nash :/

1 hour ago on August 1st | J | 101,650 notes

husktop:

elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

he’s deffinatly feelin it now

1 hour ago on August 1st | J | 9,311 notes