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willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

16 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 32,758 notes
morganperreault:

smooth as ice

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

16 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 55,569 notes

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself
16 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 456,340 notes

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

imageNot all of them

16 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 379,505 notes

I slam, therefore I jam.

16 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 32,960 notes
16 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 220,509 notes

pokebae:

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16 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 5,510 notes
19 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 181,968 notes
1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
19 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 753,602 notes

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

19 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 552,904 notes
youtubekilledtv:

It just keeps getting better

youtubekilledtv:

It just keeps getting better

19 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 3,609 notes

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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19 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 54,015 notes

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

19 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 731,627 notes

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

19 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 25,651 notes

imgross-ok:

aboutwhitewomen:

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"

(p.s. anyone can get breast cancer)

21 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 211,116 notes