Clementines are great
This post is great. It’s concise and it’s not hurting anyone. It’s perfect. Thank you.
I’m allergic to clementines.
That’s great go eat ten of them you fuck
This should be posted in school hallways.
I HATE THIS
is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?
decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS
- LOL - lots of legbones
- SMH - skeletons murdering humans
- FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
- WTF - waxing the fibula
- OMG - outta my grave
- FFS - for friendly skeletons
Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.
Do NOT out anyone.
Also, please, do not pressure anyone you know to come out if they are not ready and comfortable and feeling safe about it.
My brother works in a syrups/confectionary lab and sent me a picture of the latest accident last night. Pressurized berry concentrate never looked so murderous
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
I’m about to have a grand fucking time